Who's gonna pay to see a band with fellers that old? Bo Duke: I think Freddy spotted us. Boss Hogg: It's one of them headen idols... with rubies for eyes and a diamond bigger than a Rudebaker. Daisy Duke: Boss Hogg? Uncle Jesse: Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too. You see, my Spanish is just a might shaky. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh! Don't worry, Joe. Flash is driving the car. Why, that diamond alone is worth a dozen Hazzard counties. Boss Hogg- 20603 "Yeeee Haaaa! Daisy Duke: I thought he'd be clear to the other side of Canada by now. Boss Hogg: Outta gas? Terms of Use • Boss Hogg: Even though it might be the end of your career in law-enforcement. Prisoner #2: [punches Prisoner #1 in the face], Browse more character quotes from The Dukes of Hazzard (2005), while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse, Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth. Jesse Duke: An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling. Boss Hogg: [screaming into a CB radio] This is Boss Hogg. Daisy Duke: Excuse me, Rick Shankley? You can get out of the dress, out of the car and get out of my life! The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. Arrest those duke boys for violating their parole. Us? If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass. Uncle Jesse Duke: [narrating] Fact is, Boss was a hatchin' a scheme that was a real ring-tail lalapolooza. You know, you shouldn't have run off from your folks like that, honey. Meta • Uncle Jesse Duke: You know, you can't stir up a mess of trouble for other folks, without spillin' some on yourself. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. More power than all the success slogans ever penned by human hand is the realization for every man that he has but one boss. I don't need the money. It's a good thing we had seatbelts. Shepard to lost sheep, shepard to lost sheep. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Bo Duke: It'd be nice to go see some entertainment Saturday night. Web. Very stupid... We're all bosses here. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Oh, I 'preciate it, cuh! © 2020 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. Can you not see that it is the INDUSTRIAL SYSTEM and not the boss which must be changed? Quotes.net. I believe the governor has a statement to make. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Eh, you mean right now? And slosh on some more... Boss Hogg: You saw Leprechauns! Get an education! Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. Daisy, you alright? A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. I knew them Dukes was a hatchin' something. By the way, your checks are in the mail. Roscoe: Come on Flash, let's get you out of here. Luke Duke: Well, with Boss cheating's as natural as squealing to a pig.